Sirens of the Hormone Shore

Jared, Kyle, and Austin leave the Florida coast on a rented yacht to celebrate Jared's thirty second birthday. The open Atlantic promises nothing more dangerous than sun, beer, and a few days free of wives and ordinary responsibility. A broken radio transmission cuts through the night with a single frantic command: do not approach the women....

Jared, Kyle, and Austin leave the Florida coast on a rented yacht to celebrate Jared's thirty second birthday. The open Atlantic promises nothing more dangerous than sun, beer, and a few days free of wives and ordinary responsibility. A broken radio transmission cuts through the night with a single frantic command: do not approach the women....

Austin, Jared, and Kyle wake each morning to bodies that no longer match the names they carried from the marina. Breasts have filled, hips have rounded, voices have risen, and the women of the island speak of them only in female pronouns. Soft slips replace the last of their old clothes. Lipstick is applied. Plugs keep them open. Collars sit...